Good people die every day
I just got back from a party. To find out that my best friends brother had shot himself over an argument. For once, all the crazy shit that I’ve done in my life, I wish it added up. I would honestly give my life, to see anyone who has lost someone close, to have them back. Because honestly I’m not worth anything.
extreme makeover: home edition
girl:i kinda like horses.
ty:WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
Tumblr:Delicious food? There.
Tumblr:I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate:*walks into the room*
Tumblr:PORN?
Tumblr:YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr:DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr:WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer:HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer:NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
A day with my period.
period:WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period:How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period:How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period:Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period:Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period:See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period:Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period:Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period:See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period:For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period:Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period:You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period:Yell at a puppy.
period:Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
